Some jerk mostly living in Rochester with a third of her head shaved and weird metal bits in her face. Currently 20.5 years old. Going to school for genetic engineering. Loves Homestuck and jellyfish. Bakes lots of cookies. Hoping to keep you marginally entertained.

 

infiniteparadoxloop:

themeteorpersona:

GUESS WHO SPLICED SOME GENES, MOTHERFUCKERS

that’s freaking legit. What did you do there?

Nothing super fancy, honestly. Our class put some bioluminescent genes from a jelly fish into some E. Coli.

infiniteparadoxloop:

themeteorpersona:

GUESS WHO SPLICED SOME GENES, MOTHERFUCKERS

that’s freaking legit. What did you do there?

Nothing super fancy, honestly. Our class put some bioluminescent genes from a jelly fish into some E. Coli.

a-heart-of-calcifer:

ehlnofey:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.
But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.
Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology
I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”


As a genetic engineering major can I please just say that yes, holy fuck are plants weird. You know how we can sometimes have an extra chromosome? Plants can have ENTIRE SETS of extra chromosomes. Ever notice how you see some really weird strawberries on the Internet? It’s because they’re prone to octoploidy, meaning they have eight complete sets of chromosomes. Looking at this apple, if it isn’t a fake, I would guess it’s a chimera- an organism that appears to be one organism but is genetically two different ones.

a-heart-of-calcifer:

ehlnofey:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.

But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.

Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology

I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”

As a genetic engineering major can I please just say that yes, holy fuck are plants weird.
You know how we can sometimes have an extra chromosome? Plants can have ENTIRE SETS of extra chromosomes. Ever notice how you see some really weird strawberries on the Internet? It’s because they’re prone to octoploidy, meaning they have eight complete sets of chromosomes.
Looking at this apple, if it isn’t a fake, I would guess it’s a chimera- an organism that appears to be one organism but is genetically two different ones.

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

(Source: ronlynch)

snowboys:

if you try to tell me that bisexual folks can ONLY ever like two genders please go away

if you pull out the definition of bi- meaning “two” in your defense then please go away

bisexuality is not the same for all bi folks and it is important to remember this when you go “well pan is all but bi means two so im not bi bc bi people are totally binarist!!!” ok

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life